"I am just carbon and bad timing."

Neil Hilborn (via thejennyuine)

(Source: the-absentminded, via chip0910)

"God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out."

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

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